Fwd: The Lone Ranger and Tonto

Dearest Glenn-Thank you so much for this little Gizmo. We both have such a great time with all the things we can do - and as Ains said this morning, Lin's trip would not have been so enjoyable for us if we hadn't had 'our' Gizmo! And, of course the Gizmo would not BE without The Big Mac upstairs - You have placed a portable 'Fun Machine' into our daily lives. 

Your Mum& Dad who love you for all the joys you have brought us since the day you were born (true story!) xxxx

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Begin forwarded message:

From: "Dave Cooper" <mail4davec50@gmail.com>
Date: 10 August 2013 6:40:32 AM AEST
To: "'mary mccall'" <mccalltm@gmail.com>
Subject: The Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.

 

 After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

 

 Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look Towards sky, what you see? '

 

 

"The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.".'

 

What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

 

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,

 

'Astronomically speaking, It tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

 

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. 

 

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter Past three in the morning.

 

Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

 

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

 

What's it tell you, Tonto?"

 

"You dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole the tent."